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My name is Stuart. What the hell am I gonna do about all my problems.

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Crowley is no Abdul Alhazred, but you should check him out just the same. Be warned though: he talks a lot about Satan and those other human deities who, frankly, you shouldn’t waste your time on. Cthulhu is mightier than them. Only Cthulhu can protect you when the Great Old Ones rise once more. And by “protect” I mean “not torture as much.” Trust me, it’ll make a difference. 

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Crowley is no Abdul Alhazred, but you should check him out just the same. Be warned though: he talks a lot about Satan and those other human deities who, frankly, you shouldn’t waste your time on. Cthulhu is mightier than them. Only Cthulhu can protect you when the Great Old Ones rise once more. And by “protect” I mean “not torture as much.” Trust me, it’ll make a difference. 

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